IS TONIGHT THE REAL HALLOWEEN? Last night's scariest antics are child's play compared to the get-out-the-vote phone calls that will screech tonight. Each party will be trying to scare the wits out of any apathetic registered voter with "what if" scenarios. Republicans have conservative Christians scared to death over gay marriage. Democrats have folks cringing over the prospect of four more years of W. I overheard someone earlier today describe this election as the "beginning of the end...depending on on the outcome." Pleeeeez! And zombies will rise to stalk us all if the right man doesn't win. Give me a break!